AVRIL LAVIGNE GIVES MEGHAN A DIRTY SLAP!As she warns her not to step feet at Deadpool & wolverine premiere.

“I will slap you!” Avril Lavigne warns Meghan Markle not to step on the Deadpool and Wolverine premiere red carpet.

The air was electric with anticipation as the stars began to arrive at the highly anticipated Deadpool and Wolverine premiere. Paparazzi jostled for the best vantage points, camera flashes popping as each celebrity graced the red carpet.

Suddenly, a commotion erupted near the entrance as Canadian pop-punk icon Avril Lavigne stormed up to Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex.

“I will slap you if you step one foot on this red carpet, you hear me?” Lavigne shouted, her finger jabbing menacingly towards the shocked royal.

Security rushed in, struggling to hold back the irate singer as Markle stared on in stunned silence. The gathered crowd fell hushed, all eyes on the bizarre confrontation unfolding before them. What could have possibly led to this explosive outburst?

The answer, it turns out, lies in a decades-long rivalry that few could have anticipated, a rivalry that was about to boil over in the most public of settings. It all started back in the early 2000s when both Lavigne and Markle were just starting to make names for themselves. Lavigne had burst onto the music scene with her breakout hit “Complicated,” captivating audiences worldwide with her brand of angsty, rebellious pop-punk. Meanwhile, Markle was a rising star on the hit TV show Suits, slowly building a reputation as a talented and charismatic actress.

As their respective fame grew, the two found themselves increasingly in competition. Both were hailed as style icons, with their edgy, punk-inspired fashion sparking trends around the globe, and both were sought after for high-profile brand endorsements and sponsorship deals.

The tension came to a head in 2007 when Lavigne and Markle both attended the MTV Video Music Awards. Lavigne, decked out in her signature ripped jeans and tank top, strutted down the red carpet only to find Markle in a nearly identical outfit. Eyewitnesses reported a brief but heated exchange between the two, with Lavigne allegedly telling Markle, “This is my look. Find your own style.”

From that moment on, the rivalry between Lavigne and Markle only intensified. They would go on to clash at award shows, movie premieres, and even charity events, each trying to outshine the other. Their feud became the stuff of celebrity gossip legend, with fans taking sides and the media endlessly speculating about the source of their animosity.

And now it seems that rivalry has reached a boiling point. The Deadpool and Wolverine premiere was meant to be a celebration of two iconic Marvel characters, but it has instead become the stage for a showdown between two of the biggest names in pop culture.

As the security guards struggled to restrain Lavigne, Markle remained calm, albeit visibly shaken. “I don’t understand, what have I done to provoke this?” she stuttered.

Lavigne’s eyes narrowed, her voice dripping with venom. “You know damn well what you’ve done, Meghan. You’ve been trying to steal my spotlight for years, and I’m not going to let you do it again. This is my night, not yours, so you better keep your perfectly made-up face and your perfectly coiffed hair off my red carpet, or else.”

The crowd murmured in shock, unable to believe the spectacle unfolding before them. Surely this was all some sort of publicity stunt, right? No two stars could truly hate each other this much, could they?

As security finally managed to usher Lavigne away, Markle stood there bewildered and clearly shaken. She glanced around nervously as if unsure of her next move. Would she dare to defy Lavigne’s warning and walk the red carpet anyway, or would she retreat, ceding the spotlight to her longtime rival?

The tension in the air was palpable, the anticipation building as the crowd waited with bated breath to see how this drama would unfold. One thing was certain: this was no ordinary red carpet event. This was a battle for supremacy, a clash of the titans that would captivate the world.

And just when it seemed like the situation couldn’t get any more explosive, a new player emerged from the shadows. A figure clad in a red and black suit, katana gleaming on his back. It was Deadpool himself, sauntering up to the microphones with a mischievous grin.

“Well, well, well, looks like we’ve got a little diva drama happening here,” the Merc with a Mouth drawled, his eyes darting between Lavigne and Markle. “And you know what they say, the show must go on. So what do you say, ladies? Shall we settle this the old-fashioned way? A good old-fashioned celebrity throwdown right here on the red carpet?”

The crowd erupted in cheers, sensing the potential for pure, unadulterated chaos. Lavigne and Markle exchanged glances, their animosity palpable. Would they actually take Deadpool up on his offer, or would cooler heads prevail and the two rivals somehow find a way to coexist, if only for one night?

As the tension reached a fever pitch, a new figure emerged from the crowd, striding purposefully towards the center of the commotion. It was none other than Hugh Jackman, the iconic Wolverine himself. The actor’s imposing presence immediately commanded the attention of everyone present, and as he stepped between Lavigne and Markle, a hush fell over the crowd.

“Now, now, let’s all take a deep breath here,” Jackman said, his voice calm and measured. “I think we can all agree that tonight should be about celebrating these amazing characters we’ve come to love. This isn’t the time or the place for personal feuds and drama. So how about we all just focus on having a good time and giving the fans the show they came to see?”

Lavigne and Markle locked eyes, the animosity still palpable, but slowly, almost imperceptibly, they both seemed to relax, the tension in their shoulders easing slightly. Deadpool let out an exaggerated sigh, his shoulders sagging in disappointment.